Redemption
Message: Imagine a scenario..............:
The government has grown tired and are fed-up of the growin number of mats n minahs that they have issued a decree to reward those who hunt them down.
The Targets : The Rewards
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Mats : $750.90 + acid bombs to ruin their vain little faces...that their mum won't even recognise them.
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Minahs : $500.99 + A brand new katana sword..for all the better to slay them with, and i personally would slice off their melons....no...not perversion, but to test the keen edge of my sword.
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Obnoxious
fat mats wif tapered pants : $500 + plus a free anti-mats frisbee and a goodie bag + extra 100 buckeroos if u got one with dyed hair the colour of faecal matter...
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Fat Minahs
who thinks
they are as
sexy and
cute like their smaller versions : $1000 + plus a years supply kerrang
magazine/metal maniacs inclusive of return air
tickets for to to a destination of your
choice...GUARANTEED!
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Old Mats (pakcik dandut buang tebiat) : $7000 + a special move called penampar nabi
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Old Minahs(makcik dangdut)
or Old cootoks
wearing like
their younger
counterparts : $5000 + a free dvd on how to wake
up their bloody idea that death is ard the corner
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Y.P Mats : u get to beat the crap out of their
senses + $69.90
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Y.P Minahs : shave em' bald in watever manner u
want see em' weep
(make them realize the error of their ways) +
$56.90
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****you can redeem your rewards by bringing along their decapitated heads at any NPPs, NPCs, CCs, 7-Eleven, Cheers and any participating mamak shop or kedai runcit.
Do sign up for the Official Anti-Matreps and Minahreps Movement to get great priviledges!!
Please for the sake of the greater good......save your souls, by driving them.......to the brink of extinction